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    Default Favorite Oxymorons

    Everyone knows what an oxymoron is, right? A statement that defies itself. For examples: Jumbo shrimp, an open secret,living dead, freezer burn. So, what are your favorites? I'll start the ball rolling...

    MICROSOFT WORKS
    Yes, it's slightly annoying to certain people, and makes fun of Windows, but I love it.
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    CIVIL ENGINEERS
    Or maybe...

    LARGER HALF because it takes me back to being just a little kid, and arguing to get the "larger half".
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    Windows Works? I like the nonsensical aspect, but I think you're thinking of Microsoft Works, which is a default program on Windows.
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    Psshhh. Naaaaaaaaaaaa. :P It shall be changed.
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    Civil War, Mandatory Volunteer work, Good Grief, Alone together, clear requirements, commercial goodwill, congressional harmony, definite maybe, dull roar, forced donation, friendly fire, group solo, home office, jumbo shrimp, military intelligence, orderly chaos, peaceful conflict, pretty ugly, productive procrastination, small crowd, and Unauthorized autobiography. I keep a list of ones I've seen. Those are a few of them.
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    Anarchy rules!

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    I like "Black Light"
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    Nice, Nice. Windows NT.(New technology). Yes, another shot at pc's.
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    Congress acomplishises stuff.
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    Does rolling all misses with Heroic Feat count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenn3e View Post
    Does rolling all misses with Heroic Feat count?
    Um........ I don't think so. Hey, Joseph, I have a great joke!
    Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: 2. One to assure the public everything is okay, and one to screw it in backwards
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