CoRT XI: The Admiral's an Idiot

[prometheuslkr]

I too would like to go to the party.

However I object with your decisions to kill me. I'm pregnant, you can't kill me as that would kill my unborn child.

Whaaaat???

In what... scyntillation... uh... situation would a zombie not want to extinguish... impudent... uh, I mean... innocent life?

[vitamurmillo]

Whaaaat???

In what... scyntillation... uh... situation would a zombie not want to extinguish... impudent... uh, I mean... innocent life?

When the Zombie is trying to save it's own life? Oh wait...

[Killer Lawnmower]

Well. This is all very interesting. I'm glad the undead dead dude finally decided to speak. Sorta. He smells bad. If only he wouldn't have woken up. Oh well. Maybe we will actually survive now with him speaking. Try not to too much. Your breath smells too.

Anyway. Here's a little extra stuff from the Rune Mage I'm giving to you guys. You're welcome. Happy Birthday or somethin'.

Hey, just wanted to let you know that I'm contacting Vlox as the Symp. I do believe that you have the best chance in the cave of being a Zombie, but I don't believe that both of you are Zombies, so this seemed like the best place to put this.

So. You're contacting me to call me a MOLE. If your set on me being a MOLE than why are you asking whats-his-face summoner? To make sure? Uhuh. I don't really like it and I think you're not exactly acting normal...

But I can assure you that I am not a MOLE. Which doesn't help my case. I'm trying to help the warriors win. I've been trying to get people to talk and analyzing people's behaviors. I'm trying to get us out of here. Past games, that just Dysole being Dysole and his manipulative self. I'm not Dysole.

Like I said, I believe that you have the highest chance of anyone in this cave of being a MOLE, maybe like 35%. He has the second highest, about 30%, if I had to put a number on it. However, if he's a MOLE, you seem like the least likely cavemember to be his partner. If this strikes you as abnormal, fine. I felt like I was in an excellent position to pull this move after my day 1 post, as that is exactly how I would act were I the Sympathizer. You don't have to believe me, just act in a way that will benefit you. As far as I can tell, it should benefit me as well, whether or not we're on the same side.

Yeah. Weird. Anywho. In my opinion I think we should vote for the Mage. But that's just me. At this point I'm kinda behind the game if ya know what I mean and I'm a little lost. I'll have to review my notes. So I'll wait for my vote, I will. But can someone tell me why the Zombie is all the sudden unpopular? I think I missed that somewhere.

[thenightsshadow]

"Thank you, Scam, for villifying me, though I was given a heads-up as well from the Rune Mage about you being the safety. Now that I see your conversation, it raises questions on my end as well. Such as, who's the father, Violet?"

[vitamurmillo]

"Thank you, Scam, for villifying me, though I was given a heads-up as well from the Rune Mage about you being the safety. Now that I see your conversation, it raises questions on my end as well. Such as, who's the father, Violet?"

I don't know... I think it happened while we were all in the candy shop.

[prometheuslkr]

When the Zombie is trying to save it's own life? Oh wait...

And in what... uh, darn, what was it... in what situation does the term "Zombie's life" even make sense...

The thing is, you're probably a s'more, so you're a fire.

Wait, no. Uh... I really need to eat some braaiinnnss... sharpens me... up a bit. Oh yeah, that was it.

You're probably a MOLE, so you're a LIAR.

[Killer Lawnmower]

I too would like to go to the party.

However I object with your decisions to kill me. I'm pregnant, you can't kill me as that would kill my unborn child.

Ha. You're pregnant. Yeahhhh right. That's not even one of the choice in the Game of Life. You just automatically get kids. And then you throw them off the stupid cliff. I'll throw you off the stupid cliff. You're not pregnant. I bet (and hope, shhhhh) that it's some amazing alien growing inside you that will explode out of your stomach and kill you and eat you so it can stay alive and then try to murder us all but I will save us from a horrible doom and then the Zombie will eat its brains which is disgusting and I did not want that thought in my head.

One can hope.

[prometheuslkr]

Ha. You're pregnant. Yeahhhh right. That's not even one of the choice in the Game of Life. You just automatically get kids. And then you throw them off the stupid cliff. I'll throw you off the stupid cliff. You're not pregnant. I bet (and hope, shhhhh) that it's some amazing alien growing inside you that will explode out of your stomach and kill you and eat you so it can stay alive and then try to murder us all but I will save us from a horrible doom and then the Zombie will eat its brains which is disgusting and I did not want that thought in my head.

One can hope.

Mmm... Alien braaiinnss... I love exotic food.

I soap, uh... I hope she's pregnant. Fetus brains still have that fresh, tangy baby taste.

[XPD]

Voting for Violet and her baby. I have to go with Building a Tank I can see it now a mighty tank pushing forward.

[Ranior]

ARE NONE OF YOU SEEING THE TALKING ELEPHANT!?

Ret wasn't quite sure what was up. The zombie seemed to think that him talking was far more fascinating. Indeed a few others were making mention that it was remarkable that the Lord of the Dead, himself, was speaking. And yet here was a talking elephant! No wonder the Jungle Elf troops prooved so tough in battle. He sure as heck didn't have any hard hitting commons like that Elephant.

But ah well, back to the game. His game. Or the Admiral's game. Or was it really Scam's game like he said? Ruling Itharia hopefully wouldn't be this hard.

Alright. So as is at this point the Rune Mage is a normal warrior. He offered himself up on Day 1 to save people. Today he decided to fake Sympathizer it would seem to try and oust the zombies. I can't say his plan had great merit, faking the sympathizer at this stage was not worth it, as it so rarely is, but ah well. The point is he's a normal warrior, his actions make no sense as a zombie, he's a warrior.

For the record here, everyone listen up: NO MORE FAKING SYMPATHIZER. It does the warriors no good unless the zombies actually tell their names to you, and they really aren't going to be that dumb. Or if they are that dumb, they'll mess up somewhere else for us.




Now to today's vote. I said Violet. I kinda like the idea of Violet. Violet's defense brought up a few interesting ideas to me...but I'm not really convinced she's innocent. If she is innocent, we're entering a rough time, but we still have tomorrow where we should be alright.

So VIOLET if you are innocent, I'd say I'm sorry, if I wasn't the Lord of the Dead. But it's against my religion to apologize for killing people.

Additionally, unless I'm mistaken, not a single one of us is an engineer. I'm not sure how this tank plan was ever thought up, but I think it's crazy stupid. We can't build a tank. I sure can't. But I'm a hoot at parties! First off, I can outdrink ANYBODY...and I don't even waste the liquid, it just goes right through me! Plus as an awesome trick, I can "kill" myself and just come back to unlife! It's a hoot. We simply gotta GO TO THAT PARTY!