Boxtop quotes

[Hogg]

I've seen a lot of people asking about the little blurb of text next to Truth's picture on the flap of the tuck boxes. Most of you who have the packs already know what they say, but for those that don't here they are:


Vanguards: Not a suitable flotation device.
Fallen Kingdom: Will you survive the zombie invasion?
Grungor's Charge: Your yogurt has expired.
Rukar's Power: Eat your greens, not your neighbors.
Jungle Elves: Hot jungle death!
Cloaks: Dance party... pants optional!
Goodwin's Blade: Face-to-Foot style...How you like it?!
Hawk's Strike: And boom goes the dynamite!
Mercanaries: Don't give me that look.
Filth: 'Sup bro? It's go time, bro! Come at me, bro!
Taliya's Spirit: Thanks for the purchase, Doug!
Piclo's Magic: Sorry...but your princess is in another castle!
Saella's Precision: Could you please pass the gravy?
Bellor's Retribution: Beware the howler monkeys!

[dkartzinel]

These really are quite fun, they make me smile whenever I see the boxes.

[Thing 2]

I really like these little bonuses. They add an extra little bit of flavor to the game. I've personally been using them as my signature when there's no CoRT game going on.

[Cleon]

Hot jungle death!

I bursted out laughing when I saw it. :p

[Killer Lawnmower]

Ohhh I get it...haha. Hot jungle death!

[Sera Eldwyn's boyfriend]

I love these, my friends and I laugh at them every time we open the boxes.

[mrkurtb]

Oh, and let's not forget the other important stuff:

'SUP BRO? IT'S GO TIME, BRO! COME AT ME, BRO! - Filth

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK - Mercenaries

SORRY... BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! - Piclo's Magic

THANKS FOR THE PURCHASE, DOUG. - Taliya's Spirit

[Clarissimus]

I wonder, who is doug?

[Sauam]

I wonder, who is doug?

:cool: <--- This guy

[PePe QuiCoSE]

it´s from the podcast. At one moment they said they checked the amount of subscribers and it was only 1 and it he checked in saying he was Doug. Later they found out they had the subscribers checker wrongly configured (and they were more).

[Cleon]

Bellor's Retribution: "Beware the howler monkeys!"
Saella's Precision: "Could you please pass the gravy?"

[Killer Lawnmower]

Niceee thanks Cleon.

[Joseph]

Nothing amuses me more than these fandom comedy bits, except maybe autocorrect fails with a cell phone.

[Hogg]

Updated with the last two booster packs.